Nevada Jokes

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Q: How do you stop an UNLV fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Nevada Blue!
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Nevada?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
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Q: What does the average UNLV student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned in UNLV?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Nevada's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at UNLV games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Nevada football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
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Q: Why does a University of Nevada fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
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Q: Why do Nevada students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
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Q: What do the University of Nevada and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
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Q: Did you hear that Nevada's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
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Q: What do you call an Univeristy of Nevada football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
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Q: What do they call students who go to UNLV?
A: Rejects from University of Nevada!
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Q: Whats the difference between the Nevada Wolfpack and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
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Q: What do you call an Nevada Wolfpack in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
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Q: What's the difference between a Nevada Wolfpack fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: What is the definition of a Nevada virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Rebels fan?
A: The bucket.
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Q: If you have a car containing a Wolfpack wide receiver, a Wolfpack linebacker, and a Wolfpack defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Nevada?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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