Q: How do you keep an New Orleans Hornets player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an New Orleans Hornets fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Did you hear that New Orleans basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What's the difference between an New Orleans Hornets fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Hornets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: If you have a car containing a Hornets power forward, a Hornets point guard, and a Hornets center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How many New Orleans Hornets players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call a New Orleans Hornet in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Q: How do the Hornets spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The New Orleans Hornets.
Q: What do you call an New Orleans Hornets player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: How do you casterate an New Orleans Hornets fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three New Orleans Hornets basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: How many New Orleans Hornets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What is the difference between a Hornets fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How do you stop an New Orleans Hornets fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!
Q: What is a New Orleans Hornets fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Los Angeles."
Q: What does a New Orleans Hornets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do New Orleans Hornets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.