New York Giants Jokes

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Q: Why are New York Giants jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Giants fans have started to make them up themselves.

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple New York Giants games.

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Q: What do the New York Giants and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: How do you casterate an New York Giants fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What's the difference between an New York Giants fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What is a New York Giants fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

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Q: What's the difference between the New York Giants & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Giants.

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Q: How do you stop an New York Giants fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Philadelphia Green!

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Q: What do the New York Giants and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: What does a New York Giants fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What's the difference between New York Giants fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

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Q: Did you hear about the new Plaxico Burress cocktail?
A: Just one very expensive shot

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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Eli Manning told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

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Q: How many New York Giants does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an New York Giants fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: How many New York Giants fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What's the difference between the New York Giants and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: Did you hear that New York's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: How do you keep a Giants fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Philadelphia green and he won't beat it for 4 years!