New York Islanders Jokes
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A: They had pictures of Islanders players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!
A: Get more cement.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
A: People would pass up a pair of Islanders tickets.
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
A: There's a stamp on it!
A: You can buy a Wells Fargo Center hotdog in May!
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
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