New York Islanders Jokes - page №1

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Q: What is the difference between a New York Islanders fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: What does a New York Islanders fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an New York Islanders fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: What is a New York Islanders fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

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Q: What’s the difference between the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.

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Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The New York Islanders

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Q: What do you call 5 New York Islanders players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: Why do the Islanders suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

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Q: How do you casterate an New York Islanders fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: If you have a car containing a Islanders forward, a Islanders center, and a Islanders defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How do you keep a Islanders fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Flyers orange and black and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How do you stop an New York Islanders fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Philadelphia Orange and Black!

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Q: Why do New York Islanders fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What is it called when a New York Islanders player blows in another Islanders players ear?
A: Data transfer.

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Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Islanders fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

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Q: Why are the New York Islanders like the United States Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Islanders?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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Q: How many New York Islanders does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: Why do Islanders fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Detroit!

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Q: What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and the New York Islanders?
A: The Knicks shoot at a net.