New York Jets Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: What do you call a New York Jet in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

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Q: Why does President Obama want to send Jets QB Geno Smith to Syria?
A: The CIA are convinced Geno is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad.

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an New York Jets fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.

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Q: What is cromarties favorite clothe designer?
A: AberCROmbie and fitch

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Q: Why doesn't Syracuse have a professional football team?
A: Because then New York would want one.

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Q: What's the difference between the New England Patriots and the New York Jets?
A: The last Patriots Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple New York Jets games.

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Q: How many Jets fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in New Englands shadow!

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Q: How do you keep a Jets fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New England Red White and Blue and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How many New York Jets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What does an New York Jets fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado?
A: New Meadowlands Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

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Q: Why is Mark Sanchez like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What do the New York Jets and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: Why are so many New York Jets players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

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Q: What does a New York Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!