New York Knicks Jokes
A: A referee.
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
A: The last Heat NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
A: Get more cement.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
A: The cop.
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
A: The New York Knicks.
A: "We can't beat Boston."
A: A thief.
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: Because then New York City would want one.
A: The bucket.
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