Q: What do you call a New York Knick in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.
Q: What does an New York Knicks fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and the New York Knicks?
A: The last Heat NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What should you do if you find three New York Knicks basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: How do the Knicks spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: Did you hear that New York's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you keep a Knicks fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: How do you casterate an New York Knicks fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: If you have a car containing a Knicks power forward, a Knicks point guard, and a Knicks center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What do the New York Knicks and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How do you stop an New York Knicks fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
Q: How many New York Knicks fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What's the difference between an New York Knicks fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The New York Knicks.
Q: What is a New York Knicks fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Boston."
Q: What do you call an New York Knicks player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: How many New York Knicks players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What's the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then New York City would want one.
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an New York Knicks fan?
A: The bucket.