New York Rangers Jokes
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
A: Dress her in Philadelphia Orange and Black!
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."
A: A wind tunnel.
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
A: People would pass up a pair of Rangers tickets.
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
A: The Knicks shoot at a net.
A: The New York Rangers
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: You can buy a Wells Fargo Center hotdog in May!
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