North Carolina Jokes

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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in North Carolina?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

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Q: What do they call students who go to NC State?
A: Rejects from University of North Carolina!

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Q: How do you casterate a NC State Wolfpack fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What's the difference between an North Carolina Tarheels fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What does a NC State Wolfpack fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: What are the best four years of an NC State grads life?
A: Third grade

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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at NC State University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!

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Q: What does a North Carolina native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Duke University campus?
A: A visitor.

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Q: Why do NC State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the NC State University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: What do North Carolina and NC State students have in common?
A: They both got in to Alabama

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Q: What do you call a NC State football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!

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Q: How many North Carolina State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of North Carolina basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at NC State games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

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Q: What is the definition of a North Carolina virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

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Q: How do you make University of North Carolina State cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

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Q: What's the difference between a NC State football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

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Q: Whats the difference between the NC State Wolfpack and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!