OJ Simpson Jokes

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Q: How do we know OJ is innocent?
A: When he was with the Bills, he always cut to the left.

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Q: What is O.J.'s favorite Major League Baseball team?
A: The Red Sox!

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Q: What's O.J.'s motto?
A: Life's a bitch, and then you stab one.

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Q: What distinction does OJ hold in jail?
A: He's the first inmate with a retired number.

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Q: Did you hear about OJ's new margerine endorsement?
A: I can't believe I'm Not Guilty.

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Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway?
A: One drives a slow, white Bronco. The other "is" a slow, white Bronco.

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Q: What was Nicole Simpson's last words?
A: Stop, O.J.! It Hertz!

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Q: Why can't Heidi Fleiss and O.J. play golf together?
A: Because Heidi Fleiss is a hooker and O.J. is a slicer.

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Q: What was O.J.'s favorite play in the Bills' playbook?
A: Cut left, then slash right!

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Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.

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Q: Did you hear about the new O.J. ride at Disney Land?
A: It's a dollar to get on but $5 million to get off.

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Q: What do you get when you put Lorena Bobbit, Tammy Faye, and O.J.Simpson in the same room?
A: A butcher, a Bakker and a license plate maker.

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Q: Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills?
A: OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him.

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Q: What do the LAPD and NFL defences have in common?
A: Both let OJ slip through their fingers.

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Q: Why was OJ such a great football player?
A: He knew how to knife thru the defenders.

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Q: What do the LAPD and Tropicana have in common?
A: They both have O.J. in a can.

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Q: What is the difference between O.J. and David Letterman?
A: There is absolutely nothing funny about David Letterman.

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Q: What's the difference between O.J. and American justice?
A: O.J. is free.

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Q: Did you hear O.J. is coming out with a new movie?
A: It's called, "It WAS a Wonderful Life."

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Q: Why are Heidi Fleiss, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Greg Luganus the worst golf team ever assembled?
A: Because Heidi Hooks, OJ Slices, Kennedy is in the Water and Greg is always in the wrong hole.