Oklahoma City Thunder Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between an Oklahoma City Thunder fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: How do you casterate an Oklahoma City Thunder fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: Why do Oklahoma City Thunder fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: Why doesn't Nebraska have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Oklahoma would want one.

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Q: What is a Oklahoma City Thunder fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Los Angeles."

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Q: What do you call an Oklahoma City Thunder player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.

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Q: Did you hear that Oklahoma City's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Oklahoma City Thunder.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Thunder power forward, a Thunder point guard, and a Thunder center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How do you keep an Oklahoma City Thunder player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.

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Q: How do the Thunder spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: What does a Oklahoma City Thunder fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How many Oklahoma City Thunder fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What is the difference between a Thunder fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: How do you stop an Oklahoma City Thunder fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!

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Q: What do you call an Oklahoma City Thunder in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.

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Q: What does an Oklahoma City Thunder fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How do you keep a Thunder fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: What do the Oklahoma City Thunder and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: How many Oklahoma City Thunder players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up