Oklahoma Jokes
A: Dress her in Sooners Red!
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
A: The cop.
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
A: Nice tooth!
A: The bucket.
A: They both got in to Oklahoma State
A: He lost his bowls.
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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