One-Liners Jokes
A: Her boyfreind's are blond too!
A: He'd be the 'Real' Slim Shady
(Andy Card is the Chief Of Staff, who originally told George W Bush the country was under attack on 9/11)
A1: Because he doesn't promote inhumane torture (Attorney General: Alberto Gonzales)
A2: Because he didn't originally provide body armor to our troops in Iraq (Secretary of Defense: Donald Rumsfield)
A3: Because he didn't fuck up the government handling of Katrina (Homeland Security Chief: Michael Chertoff)
A4: He didn't expose any CIA Agents (Carl Rove)
A5: He didn't shoot old men in the face (Vice President Dick Cheney)
Q: What did George Bush do when he heard about the devastation of Katrina?
A: Out of force of habit he got out a copy of 'My Pet Goat' and started reading it
A: Dollyfans
A: Fo’ schizlet
A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.Ð’
A: Neither has he!
A: When asked why the change his answer: "I've got my OWN career to think about!"
A: Taco supremes
A: They both have brown dicks...
A: You only get four fingers in the Kit Kat.
A: 11,000 fans at a Miley Cyrus Concert.
A: An Average student can't find Iraq on a Map, George W can get out of Iraq
A: Because now he has to solicit sex on a Razor scooter!
A: Because he drops it like its hot!
A: Puff The Magic Dragon
A: G-U-NIT
A: Yes, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch.
A: George Michael's latest release!
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