Orangutan Jokes

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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.

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Q: What do orangutans do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!

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Q: Why don't the orangutans in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.

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Q: What sort of key does a orangutan need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!

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Q: What's a orangutans favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!

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Q: What is a orangutan's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

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Q: What do orangutans do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!

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Q: What did the banana say to the orangutan?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!

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Q: What do you call a monkey who can't hear the telephone and who has a wife called Tang?
A: Who-rang-o-tang!

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Q: What's a orangutans's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!

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Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?
A: A who-rang-utang!

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Q: What should you do if you find a orangutan sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!

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Q: What do you call a orangutan playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!

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Q: Why did the orangutan go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!

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Q: Why are orangutans so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Q: What is a orangutans's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!

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Q: Where do orangutans like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!

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Q: What's a orangutan's favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.

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Q: Why did the orangutan fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.