Ottawa Senators Jokes

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Q: What do the Ottawa Senators and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Ottawa Senators with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!

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Q: Did you hear the Ottawa Senators are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!

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Q: What is a Ottawa Senators fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

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Q: Why don't the Senators drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

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Q: How many Ottawa Senators does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What is it called when a Ottawa Senators player blows in another Senators players ear?
A: Data transfer.

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Q: How do you stop an Ottawa Senators fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Philadelphia Orange and Black!

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Q: What is the difference between a Ottawa Senators fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: What’s the difference between the Toronto Raptors and the Ottawa Senators?
A: The Raptors shoot at a net.

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Q: Why do Senators fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Detroit!

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Q: What do a fine wine and the Ottawa Senators have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

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Q: What do Ottawa Senators fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Senators forward, a Senators center, and a Senators defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How can you tell if a Senators fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!

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Q: What does a Ottawa Senators fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How do you keep a Senators fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Flyers orange and black and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Ottawa Senators have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

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Q: What is the difference between a Senators fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Why do the Senators suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.