Parrot Jokes

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Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Q: What figure describes a lost parrot?
A: A polygon!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.
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Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
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Q: What do you call a parrot that doesn't eat?
A: A polynomeal (polynomial)
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Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a tiger?
A: I don't know, but when it talks you better listen carefully.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
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Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
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