Philadelphia Flyers Jokes

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Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Philadelphia Flyers?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

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Q: What do you call 5 Philadelphia Flyers players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: What do a fine wine and the Philadelphia Flyers have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Philadelphia Flyers?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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Q: What is it called when a Philadelphia Flyers player blows in another Flyers players ear?
A: Data transfer.

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Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Philadelphia Flyers have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

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Q: Why do Flyers fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Detroit!

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Q: Why doesn't Harrisburg have a professional hockey team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

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Q: What is the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: Why do Philadelphia Flyers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What does a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What is the difference between a Flyers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What do Philadelphia Flyers fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Flyers tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Flyers tickets.

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Q: What song do Philadelphia Flyers fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.

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Q: What do the Philadelphia Flyers and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

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Q: Why are the Philadelphia Flyers like the United States Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

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Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Red Wings and the Philadelphia Flyers?
A: The last Red Wings Stanley Cup team picture isn't in black and white.

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Q: Whats the difference between the Philadelphia Flyers and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: How many Philadelphia Flyers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up