Pickle Jokes

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Q: What is green and has two wheels?
A: A motorpickle.
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Q: What is the pickles' favorite classic movie?
A: "To Dill a Mockingbird".
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Q: What is green and dangerous?
A: A thundering herd of pickles!
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Q: What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
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Q: Where did the pickle go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: Who is the pickles' favorite artist?
A: Salvador Dilly.
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Q: What is the baby cuke's favorite TV network?
A: Pickleodeon.
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Q: What is green and swims in the sea?
A: Moby Pickle!
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Q: Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?
A: They’re well bread!
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Q: What happens when you use pickles for a ping pong game?
A: You get a volley of the Dills.
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Q: What do you call the pickle that got run over on the highway?
A: Road dill.
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Q: What do you call a pickle doctor?
A: A dill pusher.
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Q: What do you say to a pickle that is freaking out?
A: Just dill.
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Q: What business does a smart pickle go into?
A: He opens a DILLY-catessen!
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Q: Why do gherkins giggle a lot?
A: They’re PICKLish!
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Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A: A sweet Dill!
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Q: What’s green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A: A trop-pickle fish!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?
A: A crocoDILL!
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Q: What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?
A: Dill Dough.
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Q: Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
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