Pie Jokes

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Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!
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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A: 3.14.
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Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
A: 3.14
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Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
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Q: What is 1.57?
A: Half a pie
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Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
A: Apple pi
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
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Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.
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Q: Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?
A: Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
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Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.
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Q: What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry
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Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.
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Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and apple pie?
A: Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it!
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