Portland Trail Blazers Jokes

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Q: What is a Portland Trail Blazers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Los Angeles."

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Q: What do you call a Portland Trailblazer in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Portland Trail Blazers basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Trail Blazers power forward, a Trail Blazers point guard, and a Trail Blazers center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Portland Trail Blazers?
A: The last Lakers NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.

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Q: What do you call an Portland Trail Blazers player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.

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Q: What does a Portland Trail Blazers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How many Portland Trail Blazers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Why do Portland Trail Blazers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Portland Trail Blazers fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: What's the difference between the Portland Trail Blazers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: Why doesn't Seattle have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Portland would want one.

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Q: How do you casterate an Portland Trail Blazers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Portland Trail Blazers.

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Q: How do the Trail Blazers spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: What is the difference between a Trail Blazers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Did you hear that Portland's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: How do you stop an Portland Trail Blazers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!

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Q: What's the difference between an Portland Trail Blazers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: How do you keep a Trail Blazers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!