Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!
Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A: "Hez a tater."
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day?
A: It’s mashing!
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."
Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?
A: "Speck Tators"!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!