Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
Q: What did one PS3 say to the other?
A: Nothing. PS3s don't talk, asswipe.
Q: Why do they call it the PS3?
A: Because there are only 3 games worth playing!
Q: Why did Sony hire Justin Timberlake to fix the Playstation Network?
A: Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!
Q: What does a PS3 and Anna Nicole Smith have in common?
A: I aint saying she's a golddigger but she aint playing with no broke ni**a
Q: What does a PS3 and a penis have in common?
A: Young boys can play with them all day long!
Q: What is the difference between a PS3 and a whore?
A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Q: What does a guy with erectile dysfunction and the Playstation Network have in common?
A: They both have trouble getting things back up!