Puerto Rico Jokes

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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!

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Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.

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Q: How does every Puerto Rican joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

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Q: What do you call a completely shaven Puerto Rican?
A: A smooth criminal.

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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!

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Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them?

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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Puerto Rican and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

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Q: What were the 2 Puerto Rican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Puerto Rican beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

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Q: How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Just Juan

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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.