Rain Jokes

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Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
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Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other
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Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be nno ordinary sprinkles.
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Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
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Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
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Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
A: England
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Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
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Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
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Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
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Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
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Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain
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Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
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Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets
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Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
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Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!
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Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
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Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
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