Rat Jokes

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Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies!
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Q: What do you call a person with only two rats?
A: Newbie!
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Q: How do you know your rat is hungry?
A: He's breathing.
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Q: What does a twelve-pound rat say to a cat?
A: 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
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Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.
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Q: What did the rat say when his friend broke his front teeth?
A: Hard cheese!
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Q: What is a rats favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak!
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Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A: A mouseketeer!
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