Sacramento Kings Jokes

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Q: What should you do if you find three Sacramento Kings basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: Did you hear that Sacramento's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: What's the difference between an Sacramento Kings fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the difference between the Sacramento Kings and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: How do you keep a Kings fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: If you have a car containing a Kings power forward, a Kings point guard, and a Kings center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How many Sacramento Kings players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What is a Sacramento Kings fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Los Angeles."

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Q: What do the Sacramento Kings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Sacramento Kings.

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Q: What do you call an Sacramento Kings player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.

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Q: What does a Sacramento Kings fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: Why doesn't San Francisco have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Sacramento would want one.

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Q: How many Sacramento Kings fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Why do Sacramento Kings fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: How do you stop an Sacramento Kings fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!

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Q: How do you casterate an Sacramento Kings fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What does an Sacramento Kings fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How do you keep an Sacramento Kings player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Sacramento Kings fan?
A: The bucket.