Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school?
A: School still sucks!
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
Q: What did the mathematician's parrot say?
A: A poly "no meal"
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Mobius Dick.
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancйe?
A: With a polynomial ring!
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.