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Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: Donґt talk to the guy in the middle, heґs a dick.
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Q: What comes after 69?
A: mouthwash.
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Q: Why do blondes not use vibrators for anal?
A: They dont wanna get a headache.
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Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
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Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
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Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob.
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Q: What is similarity between woman and mobile?
A: They both are charged at night.
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Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?
A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
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Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ?
A: A clit around the ear and a flap across the face!
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Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
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Q: Why are pubic hairs so curly?
A: So they don't poke out your eyes.
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Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: You either need a good partner or a good hand.
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Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.
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Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
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Q: What's the difference between a babies and musician groupies?
A: The babies suck fingers.
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Q: What is the difference between a sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.В 
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Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass
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Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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Q: What's a porn star's favorite drink?
A: 7 Up in cider.
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