Shark Jokes

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Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!
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Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra
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Q: What's better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender
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Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va
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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day
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Q: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
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Q: What do sharks call human children?
A: Appetizers.
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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!
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Q: What was Shark Elvis's biggest hit?
A: You Ain't Nothin' But A Houndshark
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Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!
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Q: What was the marine biologist's kid's excuse for not having his homework?
A: "My shark ate it!"
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Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish
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Q: What was the nerd shark's favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va
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Q: What do you call a shark that can't stop singing "U Cant Touch This?"
A: An M.C. Hammerhead.
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Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!
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Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!
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Q: What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence...
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Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark
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Q: What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
A: Placoid photos
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