Sled Dog Jokes
A: Santa wears a whole suit - a dog just pants!
A: It was the watchdog and needed winding.
A: The description of the snowmobile that hit it!
A: It chases parked snowmobiles!
A: Don't feed it!
A: Because it just got hit by a snowmobile and couldn't walk hardly.
A: Eleven years old.
A: Because it was a short dog and couldn't reach any higher!
A: Buries its tail - wags its bones!
A: Its collar doubles as its medic alert bracelet.
A: All the way down to the snow. (Or maybe... four feet?)
A: It wasn't raining. (There's no drownpour here - the Arctic is a desert.)
A: A whole team of sled dogs howling at the moon!
A: "This one will sleigh you!"
A: Because they have two left feet!
A: "Well, doggone!"
A: A bud hound!
A: A dog that chases snowmobiles - and catches them!
A: Plug in your dogs.
A: None. They're all on the outside.
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