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Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog?
A: Santa wears a whole suit - a dog just pants!

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Q: Why did the sled dog run in circles?
A: It was the watchdog and needed winding.

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Q: What did the sled dog take when it was run down?
A: The description of the snowmobile that hit it!

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Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid sled dog?
A: It chases parked snowmobiles!

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Q: How do you make a slow sled dog fast?
A: Don't feed it!

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Q: Why did the sled dog cross the snow softly?
A: Because it just got hit by a snowmobile and couldn't walk hardly.

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Q: What does a sled dog that was an Iditarod competitor become after it is ten years old?
A: Eleven years old.

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Q: Why did the sled dog bite the man's ankle?
A: Because it was a short dog and couldn't reach any higher!

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Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid sled dog?
A: Buries its tail - wags its bones!

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Q: What's a sign that your sled dog may not be an Iditarod winner?
A: Its collar doubles as its medic alert bracelet.

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Q: How long are a sled dog's legs?
A: All the way down to the snow. (Or maybe... four feet?)

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Q: Ten sled dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. Why?
A: It wasn't raining. (There's no drownpour here - the Arctic is a desert.)

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Q: What is worse than a sled dog howling at the moon?
A: A whole team of sled dogs howling at the moon!

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Q: What do sled dogs say before telling you a joke?
A: "This one will sleigh you!"

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Q: Why aren't sled dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

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Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog?
A: "Well, doggone!"

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Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers on the tundra?
A: A bud hound!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a sled dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases snowmobiles - and catches them!

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Q: What do you do when you park your sled in very cold weather?
A: Plug in your dogs.

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Q: How many hairs are in a sled dog's tail?
A: None. They're all on the outside.