South Dakota Jokes

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Q: Why do South Dakota students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!

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Q: Why do folks from South Dakota go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.

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Q: What does the average University of South Dakota student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of South Dakota library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

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Q: Why do ducks fly over South Dakota upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!

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Q: How can you tell if someone in South Dakota is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Q: What are the best four years of an South Dakota grads life?
A: Third grade

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in South Dakota?
A: No one would look for them.

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Q: What's the most popular pick up line in South Dakota?
A: Nice tooth!

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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in South Dakota burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of South Dakota campus?
A: A visitor.

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Q: What did the South Dakota female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of South Dakota have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Dakota?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in South Dakota?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Q: What do South Dakotans do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!

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Q: How many University of South Dakota freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: What do they call students who go to University of South Dakota?
A: Rejects from University of North Dakota!

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Q: How many South Dakota grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in South Dakota?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.