Spain Jokes

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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Spain?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
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Q: What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
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Q: Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes?
A: San Dalia.
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Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Just Juan
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Q: Why don't Spaniards play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them?
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
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Q: How does every Spanish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
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Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!
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