St Louis Blues Jokes
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
A: "We can't beat Detroit."
A: The St Louis Blues.
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: The cop.
A: Because then St Louis would want one.
A: Dress her in Detroit Red and White!
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A: A wind tunnel.
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
A: The last Red Wings Stanley Cup Finals team picture isn't in black and white.
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