Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the St Louis Blues?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What is a St Louis Blues fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Detroit."
Q: Did you hear that St Louis's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Blues fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do the St Louis Blues and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The St Louis Blues.
Q: If you have a car containing a Blues forward, a Blues center, and a Blues defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: Why doesn't Kansas City have a professional hockey team?
A: Because then St Louis would want one.
Q: How do you stop an St Louis Blues fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Detroit Red and White!
Q: How many St Louis Blues fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What is the difference between a St Louis Blues fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Q: What do the St Louis Blues and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What do you call 5 St Louis Blues players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do St Louis Blues fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do college students and the Blues have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
Q: How do the Blues spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: What does a St Louis Blues fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 St Louis Blues with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead St Louis Blues fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Red Wings and the St Louis Blues?
A: The last Red Wings Stanley Cup Finals team picture isn't in black and white.