St Louis Rams Jokes

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Q: Why are so many St Louis Rams players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

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Q: How do you know the Missouri State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into St Louis.
A: For the first offense, they give you two St Louis Rams tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q: Did you hear that St Louis's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then St Louis would want one.

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Q: How many Rams fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in San Francisco's shadow!

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Q: Why does President Obama want to send Rams QB Marc Bulger to Venezuela?
A: The CIA are convinced Marc is the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.

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Q: Where do you go in St Louis in case of a tornado?
A: Edward Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

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Q: What does a St Louis Rams fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How many St Louis Rams fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St Louis Rams.

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Q: How many St Louis Rams does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: How do you casterate an St Louis Rams fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: How do the St Louis Rams spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: Why can't Sam Bradford use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

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Q: What's the difference between an St Louis Rams fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the difference between the St Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Sam Bradford told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

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Q: Want to hear a Rams joke?
A: Sam Bradford!

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Q: What did the Rams fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

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Q: Why do St Louis Rams fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.