Stevie Wonder One-Liners Jokes

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Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.

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Q: What's the fastest thing on land?
A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat

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Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
A: No one's told him he's black yet.

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Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.

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Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis?
A: Endless love

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Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
A: Neither has he.

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Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
A: Neither of them will see Christmas!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
A: Rearrange the furniture.

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Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
A: Neither has he!

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Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone.

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Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
A: He dropped his pencil!