Stripper Jokes

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Q: Did you hear about the stripper who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
A: Broke!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!

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Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

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Q: What do you call two nuns and a stripper?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

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Q: Whats better than roses on a naked stripper?
A: Her Tulips ( two lips ) on your organ!

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Q: Why did the stripper wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

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Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A stripper parade.

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Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a stripper?
A: A stripper because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

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Q: Why are only 5% of strippers touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.

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Q: What does a bowling ball and a stripper have in common?
A: You can put three fingers in both of them, throw them in the gutter, and they'll still come back for more.

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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a strippers panties?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead stripper and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a stripper have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off?
A: Her bowling shoes.

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Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.

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Q: What do you tell a stripper with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!

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Q: Why do strippers always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.