Subaru Jokes

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Q: Why are the latest Subarus so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.
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Q: What is the Subaru owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
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Q: What did the Toyota say to the Subaru?
A: Would you like a tow home?
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Q: What is the difference between a Subaru and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
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Q: What do you call a Subaru at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
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Q: What is the aim of a Subaru project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.
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Q: What do you call a Subaru with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
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Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
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Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
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Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Subarus?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.
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Q: What do you call two Subarus at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
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Q: How do you double the value of a Subaru Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.
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Q: What is the difference between a Subaru and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
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Q: What do you call a Subaru with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
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Q: How do you make a Subaru go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
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Q: Why are Subaru dealers giving away a dog with each Subaru sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
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Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Subaru, the prick is on the inside.
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