Superman Jokes

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Q: Where does Superman park his privates?
A: On Lois Lane

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Q: What does Superman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.

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Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot beef broth?
A: Souperman!

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Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!

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Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A: Superbowl.

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Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse.

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Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!"

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Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!

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Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!"

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Q: Why did Superman flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!