Q: Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.
Q: What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Q: What water yields award winning sweet potatoes?
Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant sweet potatoes?
A: Garden hose!
Q: How do you describe an angry sweet potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: Where did the sweet potato go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
Q: What did the Sweet Potato say to the Potato?
A: "I think, therefore I yam!"
Q: What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?
A: It’s mashing!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked sweet potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.