Swimming Jokes - page №2

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Q: What do you call a swim team made up of blondes?
A: Hydrogens.

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Q: Why did the girl have problems swimming?
A: She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)

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Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one.

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Q: What is a polar bear's favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!

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Q: What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!

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Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea

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Q: How do you know if your swimming pool needs cleaning?
A: Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.

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Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn't like meets!

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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!

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Q: Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!