Thanksgiving Jokes

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Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

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Q: What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
A: We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!

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Q: What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

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Q: What do you call a stuffed animal?
A: You after thanksgiving.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

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Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
A: Puritan.

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Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
A: Pilgrammar.

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Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.

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Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

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Q: How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch?
A: Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

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Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

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Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

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Q: What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrim Reaper.

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Q: Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.

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Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

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Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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Q: Which cat discovered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus