Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Toronto Blue Jays?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.
Q: What does the Toronto Blue Jays manager and Alex Trebek have in common?
A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.
Q: What is a Toronto Blue Jays fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Minnesota."
Q: What does an Toronto Blue Jays fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How many Toronto Blue Jays fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What song do Toronto Blue Jays fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: Why are the Toronto Blue Jays starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!
Q: What do you call a Blue Jays player with a World Series ring?
A: a thief.
Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Toronto Blue Jays with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!
Q: What does a Toronto Blue Jays fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did BP hire the Toronto Blue Jays to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!
Q: Whats the difference between the Toronto Blue Jays and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: How can you tell if a Blue Jays fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Blue Jays fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do Toronto Blue Jays fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do the Toronto Blue Jays and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What do the Toronto Blue Jays and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
Q: Why is Halloween the Toronto Blue Jays favorite holiday?
A: It’s the only thing in October they have to look forward to!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Toronto Blue Jays fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: Did you hear that Toronto's baseball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.