Tsunami Jokes

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Tsunami Victims
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Q: What did the tsunami say to Japan?
A: Nothing, it just waved
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Q: How do people in the Pacific Rim say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
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Q: Why does a Tsunami give sharks diarrhea?
A: They end up eating Asian food all week!
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Q: What is a Tsunami's favorite song?
A: The Flood!
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Q: What is the main sport in Indonesia?
A: BODY SURFING
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Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a tsunami?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
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Q: Following the Tsunami why are fish getting revenge?
A: They are now eating raw Japanese people!
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Q: Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?
A: Swim Fast
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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by a whale.
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Q: What detergent do Tsunami victims use to wash their clothes?
A: Tide!
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Q: What's worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!
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Q: How do Tsunami victims clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
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Q: How do you find a prostitute in Sri Lanka?
A: They're in the fish net.
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