Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue."
Q: What's a tuba for?
A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the tuba recital.
Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
Q: What is the range of a tuba?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving?
A: The policeman