Turtle Jokes

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Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!
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Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
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Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!
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Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot?
A: a slow-poke.
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Q: What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A: A 6-foot turtle.
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Q: What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A: A slow poke.
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Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because their ears are so small!
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