Vietnam Jokes

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Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
A: A Vietnamese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
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Q: What happens when a Mexican and an Vietnamese man make a baby?
A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.
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Q: How do you blind an Vietnamese woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Vietnam?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Q: What do you call Vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar.
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Q: What do the Vietnamese do during erections?
A: They vote.
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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Vietnamese man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
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Q: How does every Vietnamese joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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Q: What do you call a Vietnamese woman with one leg?
A: Irene.
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Vietnamese beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
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