West Virginia Jokes

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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of West Virginia football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!

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Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!

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Q: What do you call a West Virginia mountaineer in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.

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Q: Why does a Mountaineers fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Mountaineers wide receiver, a Mountaineers linebacker, and a Mountaineers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How many Marshall University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: Whats the difference between the West Virginia Mountaineers and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
A: A visitor.

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Q: What is a West Virginia fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Connecticut."

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Q: What do you call an West Virginia football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!

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Q: What's the difference between an West Virginia fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What do the University of West Virginia and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!

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Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Mountaineers games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

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Q: How do you casterate an West Virginia Mountaineers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in West Virginia?
A: No one would look for them.

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Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.