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Q: Did you hear about the Chinese whore that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
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Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the whore gives the money back.
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Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a dead whore?
A: I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
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Q: How many cops does it take to push a whore down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
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Q: Why do Republican politicians never conduct business on the same street where a whore is working?
A: Professional courtesy!
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Q: What does bungee jumping and whores have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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Q: What do you call a whore who gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: Head Over Heels
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Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a whore?
A: Tiger can work his balls both ways!
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Q: What do you call a ginger prostitute?
A: Orange pay as you go
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Q: What's the difference between a whore and a hockey player?
A: A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods
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Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a whore?
A: A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
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Q: What do you tell a whore with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
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Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a whore with diahrrea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.
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Q: How bad is the California economy?
A: Even the whores are taking I.O.U's
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Q: How do you get a whore pregnant?
A: Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a whore?
A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
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Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Stick a rusty fucking chainsaw up her cunt.
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Q: What do you call a scared prostitute?
A: Whore-ified.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
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Q: What do you call a whore with her hand down her panties?
A: Self Employed!
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