Wisconsin Jokes

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Q: Whats the difference between the Wisconsin Badgers and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

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Q: Did you hear that Marquette's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: What's the difference between an Wisconsin football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Wisconsin?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Marquette University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!

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Q: Why do Marquette students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!

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Q: How many University of Wisconsin freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: What do Wisconsin and Marquette students have in common?
A: They both got in to Marquette

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Q: What does the average Marquette University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

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Q: How do you make University of Wisconsin cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Wisconsin?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Q: What did the Wisconsin female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Badgers fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: What do they call students who go to Marquette?
A: Rejects from University of Wisconsin!

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Q: What are the best four years of a Marquette grads life?
A: Third grade

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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Badgers games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

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Q: What do you call a Wisconsin football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!

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Q: How do you stop an Wisconsin fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Buckeye Red!

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Q: What is the definition of a Wisconsin virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

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Q: If you have a car containing a Badgers wide receiver, a Badgers linebacker, and a Badgers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.