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Q: Why do women love orgasms?
A: Because it gives them another reason to moan!
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Q: What is woman spelled backwards?
A: Kitchen.
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Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the hell should we fix it? We don't use the damn thing.
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Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
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Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
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Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Around.
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Q: How are women like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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Q: What is the difference between a cheap hooker and an elephant?
A: One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo.
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Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?
A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
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Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Q: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
A: Give the bitch a shovel
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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
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Q: What do you call a woman with no clitoris?
A: It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.
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Q: What do you call a married woman vacuuming?
A: Doing what he's told...
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Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes?
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Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: Head Over Heels
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Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
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Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection?
A: Grilled cheese
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Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....."
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